Once a man went to a Veterinary Doctor and said: Doctor I have come on vacation for a month so that I can get myself treated fully within this period.
Doctor: I think you should go to the Doctor opposite to my clinic, see that board.
Man: No, Doctor, I have come to you only
Doctor: But, gentleman I am a Veterinary Doctor.. I am an animal specialist. I do not treat human beings.
Man: I know, Doctor very well and that is why I have come to you only…
Doctor: I can not, because you speak like me, think like me, talk like me which means you are a human being and not an animal.
Man: I know I am a human but listen to my complaints first:
Doctor: OK. Tell me.
I sleep like dog thinking about my workload whole night.
I get up in the morning like a horse.
I go to work running like a deer.
I work all the day like a donkey.
I run around for 12 months like a bull without any holiday or extras.
I wag my tail in front of all my ignorant bosses as they as bosses.
I patiently hear all their shouting.
I hope to play with my children like a monkey if I get time.
I hope to be a rabbit before my wife.
Doctor: No more explanation,
Are you a System Administrator (DOP)?
Man: Yes !
Doctor: Instead of telling all this long history, you should have told me in the beginning itself that you are a System Administrator(DOP).
Come man, no one can treat you better than me!!!!
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